casually paris ([info]casuallyparis) wrote,
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In July I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In May I donated bone marrow to [info]kendyjean in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Thursday I gave [info]flyryboy a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Saturday on a flight to LA, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In August I punched [info]vpaegniinsa in the arm (-10 points).

Overall, I've been nice (571 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!

Sincerely,
casuallyparis

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[info]chemicalwords

December 18 2005, 20:19:36 UTC 6 years ago

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In April [info]xxloove and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In August [info]andcigarettes and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In July I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Monday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, [info]flyryboy (-5000 points). In January I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-4992 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
chemicalwords

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